July 2012
1 post
Walking past Golden Gate Bakery in Chinatown
No coincidence that this was posted on my birthday this year. Those damn banana sticks get me EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
whilstinsf:
When it’s open:
When it’s randomly closed:
May 2012
3 posts
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Topping My Muffin: Lobster Yee Mein
Scene: 11AM, East Gourmet dim sum restaurant
Mom: Eat a chicken foot.
Me: No thanks, the texture reminds me of fat meat, and I hate fat meat.
Mom: Why you so fat then?
Good thing I had this $8 deliciousness to plant my fat face in.
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Obsessed For No Reason: Justin's Maple Almond...
Impulse-bought this at Target cuz it was on sale for $1.
BEST NUT BUTTER EVER.
Just a tad sweet.
Perfect sandy-but-not-grainy texture.
My honey crisp apples have never tasted so good.
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Staying Tuned
If you want to hear every adage ever written to sugar-coat a situation, get laid off from your job. Don’t get me wrong…I would be saying the exact same things, but after a certain point, it gets super old super fast.
“When a door closes, a window opens.”
“I’m sure it’s for the best.”
“You’ll bounce back, I just *know* it!”
Well...
April 2012
4 posts
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Cleanse Day 3: Do Me a Solid
I came, I conquered, I cleansed.
I survived.
The reward:
Am I proud of this picture? Hell no. Did I earn it? Hell yes.
Final assessment:
Going food-free for 3 days was much more of a mental challenge than a physical one. I never felt hungry, deprived or skinny, but I did feel accomplished and proud when I finished it.
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Cleanse Day 2: The Day I Kept Cleansing Despite...
What my co-workers ate for lunch:
What I ate:
Successfully resisted:
-Fried chicken from little green cyclo
-Shrimp garlic noodles
-Beignets
-Sweet potato tots
And oh yeah, our entire staff got laid off at 4:30pm on Day 2. I wanted to start pounding tequila shots, but I kept sipping my grapefruit mint. This cleanse either has the worst timing ever or saved me from a week of...
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Cleanse Day 1: Liquid Assets
Day #1 of the CAN CAN Cleanse, or “Hello, Invincibility Cloak! My Bitchiness is Justified for 72 Hours!”
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Never “hungry” exactly
Haven’t shat up a storm
Juices taste good
Cute jars
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Miss eating my feelings, I mean food
Light-headed
Delayed reaction time
Successfully resisted:
Delicious pizza & meatballs from delarosa
Fruit snacks
Coffee
Food...
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Spring Cleaning
In two days I’m going to start my first-ever cleanse. Liquids only. Eight times a day. Three agonizing days. Figured it’d be fun to document. And by fun, I mean torturous.
Considering I’m already pretty cynical and bitchy on a full stomach, I can only imagine the type of crazy savage deliriously-hungry beast I’ll turn into. Sorry co-workers, I think it’s going to be...
March 2011
1 post
So I started a blog.
Okay inspiration, come find me!
