Walking past Golden Gate Bakery in Chinatown
No coincidence that this was posted on my birthday this year. Those damn banana sticks get me EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. whilstinsf: When it’s open: When it’s randomly closed:
Topping My Muffin: Lobster Yee Mein
Scene: 11AM, East Gourmet dim sum restaurant Mom: Eat a chicken foot. Me: No thanks, the texture reminds me of fat meat, and I hate fat meat. Mom: Why you so fat then? Good thing I had this $8 deliciousness to plant my fat face in.
Obsessed For No Reason: Justin's Maple Almond...
Impulse-bought this at Target cuz it was on sale for $1. BEST NUT BUTTER EVER. Just a tad sweet. Perfect sandy-but-not-grainy texture. My honey crisp apples have never tasted so good.
If you want to hear every adage ever written to sugar-coat a situation, get laid off from your job. Don’t get me wrong…I would be saying the exact same things, but after a certain point, it gets super old super fast. “When a door closes, a window opens.” “I’m sure it’s for the best.” “You’ll bounce back, I just *know* it!” Well...
Cleanse Day 3: Do Me a Solid
I came, I conquered, I cleansed. I survived. The reward: Am I proud of this picture? Hell no. Did I earn it? Hell yes. Final assessment: Going food-free for 3 days was much more of a mental challenge than a physical one. I never felt hungry, deprived or skinny, but I did feel accomplished and proud when I finished it.
Cleanse Day 2: The Day I Kept Cleansing Despite...
What my co-workers ate for lunch: What I ate: Successfully resisted: -Fried chicken from little green cyclo -Shrimp garlic noodles -Beignets -Sweet potato tots And oh yeah, our entire staff got laid off at 4:30pm on Day 2. I wanted to start pounding tequila shots, but I kept sipping my grapefruit mint. This cleanse either has the worst timing ever or saved me from a week of...
Cleanse Day 1: Liquid Assets
Day #1 of the CAN CAN Cleanse, or “Hello, Invincibility Cloak! My Bitchiness is Justified for 72 Hours!” + Never “hungry” exactly Haven’t shat up a storm Juices taste good Cute jars - Miss eating my feelings, I mean food Light-headed Delayed reaction time Successfully resisted: Delicious pizza & meatballs from delarosa Fruit snacks Coffee Food...
In two days I’m going to start my first-ever cleanse. Liquids only. Eight times a day. Three agonizing days. Figured it’d be fun to document. And by fun, I mean torturous. Considering I’m already pretty cynical and bitchy on a full stomach, I can only imagine the type of crazy savage deliriously-hungry beast I’ll turn into. Sorry co-workers, I think it’s going to be...
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